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Ned Kelly's (an Australian outlaw) continual problem.

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

'Sure, I did all that stuff once, but this is the NEW me.'

Bank (with saloon type doors)

Not at all O.K. Corral

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."

'Amazing what you can do on photo-shop - that doesn't look anything like him!'

Billy the Kilt

"Don't, son – once they cross over into meats, they're out of our jurisdiction."

'I know you're up ther, Barratt...'

"My advice to you...fuhgeddaboudit."

In-law country

"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid."

Ain't No One Ever Messed With Cactus Arm Johnson

No Parking in Firelane.

'Aren't I entitled to a public defender?'

Bonnie and Clydesdale.

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

"Different strokes for different folks, O'Malley. Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes."

"One day all this will be yours."

'Godfather, Clemenza here feels that, if you ran for president, we might stand a chance of killing people legally,'

"I said back off. . ."