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'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

Candle Size

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

Police T.V. Appeal, "It's the new softy softy approach!"

"Yes, but what I really want to do is write children's books."

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

Bank (with saloon type doors)

Not at all O.K. Corral

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

'I'm sorry, but the only person Mr. McCoy is looking to hire right now is a good criminal defense lawyer. But I'll be happy to pass you resume on to him.'

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

Undercover Agent

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

'Amazing what you can do on photo-shop - that doesn't look anything like him!'

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."

Billy the Kilt

Ned Kelly's (an Australian outlaw) continual problem.

In-law country

'I know you're up ther, Barratt...'