Sports Rebels Pillows

When stupid prisoners play Baseball

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

The Choice is Obvious

A souped up car...

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

Rugby Player

Summer Sledding

"It's improv night."

"I didn't miss my workout...I didn't miss it one bit!"

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

'You may be serving Him up there, but don't forget...I'm boss down here.'

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

Play golf on the billiards table.

Skeets Champion.

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

"Lab animals the world over will be grateful for what you're about to do."

"Sigurd advocates civil disobedience relating to the 'law of gravity'."

We've looked at this data from every angle.I guess it's time for someone to actually read it.

Scientists chained to the floor

"Every piece of paper you see is here for a reason: I haven't thrown it away."

"We just don't get involved with things like double-blind tests and peer review. We're just a little mom-and-pop laboratory."

Chess bowling.

"At this point science leaves off and wishful thinking kicks in."

"Hey! If you're gonna use the ladies tee that skirt goes below the knees. And lose the tank top, mister."

'At the end of the day stem cell research is only what you make of it.'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5K' training app for a '5K to couch' one!"

'Watson either does a great deal of work or makes a lot of errors.'

'The only time I ever worked up a sweat in there was just then, when I tried to cancel my membership!'

'Man, that new guy is nothing but a thug!'

'It started with a simple case of peer review.'

"I admit I fabricated data, but I didn't falsify any, and I didn't plagiarize."