Science Rebel Pillows

"Kleinzweck is our resident punk physicist."

Ethics exam cheater.

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'I hate PowerPoint.'

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

Bertrand Russell

Cowpunk

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.

"Why do I have to work hard at school? I can buy a degree on the internet!"

The oldest swinger in town.

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

Replaced by a millennial with artificial intelligence.

Punk Rock

Scientists chained to the floor

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate

'Forget the test Mrs. Winslow. Let's send out for pizza!'

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."