Science Rebel Mugs

"Kleinzweck is our resident punk physicist."

Ethics exam cheater.

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'I hate PowerPoint.'

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

Cowpunk

Bertrand Russell

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

"Why do I have to work hard at school? I can buy a degree on the internet!"

The oldest swinger in town.

Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

Replaced by a millennial with artificial intelligence.

Punk Rock

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

Scientists chained to the floor

'Forget the test Mrs. Winslow. Let's send out for pizza!'

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate

We've looked at this data from every angle.I guess it's time for someone to actually read it.