Academic Rebel Mugs

Ethics exam cheater.

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'Okay, so I failed all the tests and never handed in an assignment. So what's your point?'

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

'Okay, so I failed all the tests and never handed in an assignment. So What's your point?'

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

Dunce's Cap.

'You were the one who encouraged me to think outside the box.'

Meet the non-author! Noted scholar who never gave a hoot to write a book!

'I refused to sell out.'

'Back again? You've proven invalid the saying 'repetition is the key to learning.''

'I'll never understand teachers. They tell you to come up with creative solutions to problems, and then mark them all wrong.'

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

"Why do I have to work hard at school? I can buy a degree on the internet!"

"I think I deserve a better grade than C. I searched 50 websites to download this term paper!"

'Forget the test Mrs. Winslow. Let's send out for pizza!'

'You call it cheating, but you're always saying we should work smater, not harder.'

"Good luck with your lecture, Eric - they're loaded for white male."

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

"No,I won't tell you who I copied my math test from!"

"Mrs. Drake says it's still copying even if I did put quotation marks around the whole report."

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Computer Class.

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul