"So your grades are plummeting and you've stopped trying because you came to the realization that 'school is overrated'?"
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"Turns out math class isn't the place for innovative thinking!"
Ethics exam cheater.
Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.
"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."
'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'
"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."
I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?
'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'
Computer Class.
"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."
Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul
"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."
Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.
'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'
Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.
"Ted doesn't test well."
'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'
Too much homework: kid with two backpacks.
Examiners.
"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"
Graduating students asking for cash donations.
"Mom, Dad, college changed me."
"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"
'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'
'I'll pause for your moans and groans.'
'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'
A heated argument between dons of applied maths and ancient history.
"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"
Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.
Bertrand Russell
"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."
Truth In Education
"'C' isn't EITHER the new 'A'!"
"You know you're in trouble when you stop praying for the answers and start begging."
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