Rebellious Scholar Mugs

"Report cards: just a repressive tool used by an unfair educational regime, am I right, Dad?"

Ethics exam cheater.

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

"Question authority"

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

'My philosophy is to sit down and the hell with being counted.'

Banksy

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'

"Here, take this and give it back to the Man - I don't need your corrupt society anymore."

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

High School. I was suspended for throwing a Robert Frost book. They didn't see that it was performance - poetry in motion.

"Why do I have to work hard at school? I can buy a degree on the internet!"

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

Divinity School - Authorized Parsons Only

'Forget the test Mrs. Winslow. Let's send out for pizza!'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

"Sigurd advocates civil disobedience relating to the 'law of gravity'."

"Excuse me, but where exactly are we being led?"

'Light Expelling Darkness' - Patriotic Support for Pitt Against Whig Opposition and French Principles

"I just had the weirdest thought. ... What if our parents are right?!"