Scientific Rebel Mugs

"Sigurd advocates civil disobedience relating to the 'law of gravity'."

Ethics exam cheater.

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

'I hate PowerPoint.'

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

Bertrand Russell

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'

"Why do I have to work hard at school? I can buy a degree on the internet!"

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

Brain versus Religion.

Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

Replaced by a millennial with artificial intelligence.

"Lab animals the world over will be grateful for what you're about to do."

BLESS YOU

'Forget the test Mrs. Winslow. Let's send out for pizza!'

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

We've looked at this data from every angle.I guess it's time for someone to actually read it.

Scientists chained to the floor

"We just don't get involved with things like double-blind tests and peer review. We're just a little mom-and-pop laboratory."

Chess bowling.