Scientific Rebel Gifts

"Sigurd advocates civil disobedience relating to the 'law of gravity'."

Ethics exam cheater.

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

'I hate PowerPoint.'

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

Bertrand Russell

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'

Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.

"Why do I have to work hard at school? I can buy a degree on the internet!"

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

Brain versus Religion.

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

Replaced by a millennial with artificial intelligence.

We've looked at this data from every angle.I guess it's time for someone to actually read it.

BLESS YOU

'Forget the test Mrs. Winslow. Let's send out for pizza!'

"Lab animals the world over will be grateful for what you're about to do."

Scientists chained to the floor

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

"We just don't get involved with things like double-blind tests and peer review. We're just a little mom-and-pop laboratory."

'Professional downloader of Napster files' looking for work