Intellectual Rebels Gifts

Bertrand Russell

Ethics exam cheater.

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

The Choice is Obvious

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

"Question authority"

Philosophers On Strike

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

"Hmmm... there's something not right here..."

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'

"Why do I have to work hard at school? I can buy a degree on the internet!"

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

Reading

Brain versus Religion.

"If everyone is gonna get a universal basic income, what is the point of getting good grades?"

Speaker and crowd 'Think for yourself!', 'MAKE me!'

Philosophy Department. 38 days without logical fallacy. (Published originally on December 6, 2007.)

'Forget the test Mrs. Winslow. Let's send out for pizza!'

"Sigurd advocates civil disobedience relating to the 'law of gravity'."

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

Anti-Saxophone

"Excuse me, but where exactly are we being led?"

Salman Rushdie

"Mrs. Drake says it's still copying even if I did put quotation marks around the whole report."

'Back again? You've proven invalid the saying 'repetition is the key to learning.''