Rebel Thinker Gifts

"Question authority"

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"I gotta be me!"

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Punk Reindeer

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Had enough of the box.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Fishbowl rebellion.

The Mainstream

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

"The success of the guillotine helped it's inventor get ahead...let me rephrase that..."

'No, thanks. My folks won't let me get any piercings, yet.'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Tough Teddies

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.'

Australian punk

"Yeah, I'm out on bail: The judge laughed when he said I was not a flight risk..."

Chippunks