Intellectual Rebels Pillows

Bertrand Russell

Ethics exam cheater.

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

The Choice is Obvious

"Question authority"

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

Philosophers On Strike

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'

Reading

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

Brain versus Religion.

"Why do I have to work hard at school? I can buy a degree on the internet!"

"If everyone is gonna get a universal basic income, what is the point of getting good grades?"

Speaker and crowd 'Think for yourself!', 'MAKE me!'

Anti-Saxophone

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

'Forget the test Mrs. Winslow. Let's send out for pizza!'

"Sigurd advocates civil disobedience relating to the 'law of gravity'."

Salman Rushdie

'Back again? You've proven invalid the saying 'repetition is the key to learning.''

"Mrs. Drake says it's still copying even if I did put quotation marks around the whole report."