Biker Outlaw Gifts

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

Artists of the wild west.

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Cheesie Rider

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Tattoos sagging with time

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

Biker chopper shopper

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

Absurd motorbike

"You had me at hell."

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

Bad Hare Day

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

"There ain't enough room in this here town for two arthritics, stranger..."

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

'He loves hearing me scream.'