Biking Outlaw Gifts

"This will maintain your rebellious image in states with helmet laws."

Artists of the wild west.

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

Bernard Hinault

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

Silent music

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

Joe's Weight Gain: '...none of my good pants fit right now...but since we'll be sitting the whole time, I figures it wouldn't really matter...'

Wheelies Gang.

When stupid prisoners play Baseball

'What the hell d'ya mean 'shoot straight'?! Whaddya think I'm doing?!!'

'...You've got no game.'

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

"Dang it, Seth! Are you still feeding those birds?"

"Baldo, I hope you're not going to that new drainage ditch to do tricks on your bike."

"Face it, Earl. We're dogfoodboys."

The Courier Out of hell

"Son, it's against the law to ride a bike in this town without protective head gear."

'This book changed my life. I stole it.'

"Ned's got a fly in his helmet again."

"It was just another sleepy little town, until the stranger who would become known as 'The Brass nightmare' came to town."

'Me? I'm a sculptor. I work with found objects, some of which occasionally fall into the category of stolen jewelry.'