Outlaw Gifts

"You ain't from around these parts are you, stranger?"

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

"Ned's got a fly in his helmet again."

"Face it, Earl. We're dogfoodboys."

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

'What the hell d'ya mean 'shoot straight'?! Whaddya think I'm doing?!!'

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

'You might be taken more seriously as a hero if it wasn't for the sissy hat.'

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

"Dang it, Seth! Are you still feeding those birds?"

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

Silent music

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

The unorganised organiser.

"This will maintain your rebellious image in states with helmet laws."

Ned Kelly's (an Australian outlaw) continual problem.

'Things have been pretty quiet around here since the capt'n got into online piracy.'

'I know you're up ther, Barratt...'

When stupid prisoners play Baseball

"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid."

Ain't No One Ever Messed With Cactus Arm Johnson

In-law country

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

Cactus in desert with gun!