Outlaw Prints

"You ain't from around these parts are you, stranger?"

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

"Ned's got a fly in his helmet again."

"There ain't enough room in this here town for two arthritics, stranger..."

"Face it, Earl. We're dogfoodboys."

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

'What the hell d'ya mean 'shoot straight'?! Whaddya think I'm doing?!!'

'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'

'Have your posse hunt down my posse and we'll all do lunch.'

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

'You might be taken more seriously as a hero if it wasn't for the sissy hat.'

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

"Dang it, Seth! Are you still feeding those birds?"

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

Silent music

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

Bad Guys INC. 'I got a cattle rustlin' requisition for ya, Slim.'

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

"This will maintain your rebellious image in states with helmet laws."

The unorganised organiser.

Ned Kelly's (an Australian outlaw) continual problem.

'Things have been pretty quiet around here since the capt'n got into online piracy.'

Ain't No One Ever Messed With Cactus Arm Johnson

"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid."