Letter Outlaw Prints

"And just where did that extra vowel come from?"

Artists of the wild west.

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

"Crumple this into a little ball, will you?"

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

Silent music

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

The unorganised organiser.

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

"This will maintain your rebellious image in states with helmet laws."

Joe's Weight Gain: '...none of my good pants fit right now...but since we'll be sitting the whole time, I figures it wouldn't really matter...'

'What the hell d'ya mean 'shoot straight'?! Whaddya think I'm doing?!!'

'...You've got no game.'

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

"Face it, Earl. We're dogfoodboys."

"Dang it, Seth! Are you still feeding those birds?"

"The tone of the letter is stern, almost threatening, but - see here? - he signs with a smiley face, so I think we may be alright."

"Every day I ask myself, 'Am I embezzling enough for retirement?' "

'This book changed my life. I stole it.'

"Ned's got a fly in his helmet again."

'Me? I'm a sculptor. I work with found objects, some of which occasionally fall into the category of stolen jewelry.'

'You might be taken more seriously as a hero if it wasn't for the sissy hat.'