Literary Outlaw Prints

'This book changed my life. I stole it.'

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

Graffiti spraying strictly prohibited!!

Silent music

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

The unorganised organiser.

'Omerta' sign in a Mafia library.

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

"This will maintain your rebellious image in states with helmet laws."

'What the hell d'ya mean 'shoot straight'?! Whaddya think I'm doing?!!'

Joe's Weight Gain: '...none of my good pants fit right now...but since we'll be sitting the whole time, I figures it wouldn't really matter...'

'...You've got no game.'

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

"Dang it, Seth! Are you still feeding those birds?"

'Anyone here answer to the name 'The Eldorado Kid'?'

"Face it, Earl. We're dogfoodboys."

"And just where did that extra vowel come from?"

"Ned's got a fly in his helmet again."

"It was just another sleepy little town, until the stranger who would become known as 'The Brass nightmare' came to town."

'You tell him to go outside to smoke!'

'Me? I'm a sculptor. I work with found objects, some of which occasionally fall into the category of stolen jewelry.'