Literary Outlaw Prints

'This book changed my life. I stole it.'

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

"There ain't enough room in this here town for two arthritics, stranger..."

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

Graffiti spraying strictly prohibited!!

Silent music

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

Bad Guys INC. 'I got a cattle rustlin' requisition for ya, Slim.'

'Omerta' sign in a Mafia library.

The unorganised organiser.

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

"This will maintain your rebellious image in states with helmet laws."

Joe's Weight Gain: '...none of my good pants fit right now...but since we'll be sitting the whole time, I figures it wouldn't really matter...'

'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'

'What the hell d'ya mean 'shoot straight'?! Whaddya think I'm doing?!!'

'...You've got no game.'

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

"Dang it, Seth! Are you still feeding those birds?"

'Anyone here answer to the name 'The Eldorado Kid'?'

"Face it, Earl. We're dogfoodboys."

"And just where did that extra vowel come from?"

"Ned's got a fly in his helmet again."

"It was just another sleepy little town, until the stranger who would become known as 'The Brass nightmare' came to town."

'You tell him to go outside to smoke!'

'Me? I'm a sculptor. I work with found objects, some of which occasionally fall into the category of stolen jewelry.'