Artistic Outlaw Prints

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

Prisoner still life painting.

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

The sword is mightier than the pen.

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

Just Stop Oil Painting

'If you do not stop smudging, I'm getting a new cartoonist.'

Toilet Art.

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

"Bloody Graffiti."

"There ain't enough room in this here town for two arthritics, stranger..."

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

Graffiti spraying strictly prohibited!!

Silent music

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

"I'm sure it's illegal to pose as a police officer"

"Oh look! Another crappy grant which requires my goddamned work interact with the f**king community!"

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

The architect speaks: '...I went back to my roots...this house is based on a drawing I did when I was six.'

"I'll teach you to muscle in on my business- it's a concrete undercoat for you."

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

"My art speaks for itself."

"I don't care if 'the medium is the message'. You can't draw directly on the fridge!"