Stylish Outlaw Prints

"I'm trying to dress less traditional thug and more smart criminal."

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

Mod Kwan Doh

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

Silent music

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

Not at all O.K. Corral

Bank (with saloon type doors)

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

"This will maintain your rebellious image in states with helmet laws."

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."

Billy the Kilt

'What the hell d'ya mean 'shoot straight'?! Whaddya think I'm doing?!!'

Ain't No One Ever Messed With Cactus Arm Johnson

"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid."

Joe's Weight Gain: '...none of my good pants fit right now...but since we'll be sitting the whole time, I figures it wouldn't really matter...'