Outlaw Wannabe Gifts

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

The Runaway Horse

New Guy.

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Cow duel.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

Davey Crockets Teddy Bear hat

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

"There ain't enough room in this here town for two arthritics, stranger..."

"You must be the one they call the birthday kid!"

Not at all O.K. Corral

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

'Hey you take that outside.'

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

Bank (with saloon type doors)

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

Bad Guys INC. 'I got a cattle rustlin' requisition for ya, Slim.'