Aspiring Outlaw Gifts

"Go ahead - rob a bank, but don't say I didn't warn you."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

Little Princess.

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"I've been genetically modified!"

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

"I do hope this doesn't affect my life plan."

Ain't No One Ever Messed With Cactus Arm Johnson

"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid."

"This could be a job for....Slothman. Nahhh."

Cowboy takes selfie with his wanted poster.

Cactus in desert with gun!

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XI

One day he hoped to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.

Cowboy.

Fighting corruption

Clothiers. Dress for the job you want.

A prisoner is painting different stages of his escape plan from his cell.

'The governor has a few questions to ask you about last night's mass escape.'

"Criminal masterminds have to do better at maths, Abercrombie."

"Okay...I'll leave you to practice your rap for a bit. And don't be nervous or anything. This is where you work out the kinks! And hey...if things don't work out with Estella, feel free to keep the doll!"

'Look, Tex. You've gone viral.'