Outlaw Wannabe Pillows

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

The Runaway Horse

New Guy.

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Cow duel.

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

Davey Crockets Teddy Bear hat

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

"You must be the one they call the birthday kid!"

Not at all O.K. Corral

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

'Hey you take that outside.'

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

Bank (with saloon type doors)

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."