Biker Rebel Pillows

The Courier Out of hell

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

A souped up car...

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

"What's with your hair?"

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

Driverless Car

"Saints preserve us! The boulevardier got another jaywalking ticket."

What to do if the kids take away your car.

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

Reading

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"Wild Blueberries"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

Bike Lane

"He shows enormous potential."

'...and this is our noisiest model Sir - just right for waking up the neighbours on a Sunday morning.'

"Cool cars are wasted on the old."

'Are you sure this is legal?'

'Sure it's an impressive collection. Too bad they're all overdue library books.'

"Sorry - we don't stock religious titles in case it offends some of our customers."

Dad, can you give me my pocket money?"

"Ma'am, are you aware of how many braggy, preachy bumper stickers you've got plastered on the back of your car?"