Traffic Rebel Pillows

"Saints preserve us! The boulevardier got another jaywalking ticket."

No entry

Man stealing a speed camera.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Unrest Area.

The Forever Stamp

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

A souped up car...

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'I hate PowerPoint.'

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

'Can't you read?'

Driverless Car

Turning with mathematical precision.

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

"Wild Blueberries"

"GPS wants me to stay put."

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.

Bike Lane

Replaced by a millennial with artificial intelligence.

"I spend so much time in traffic, I turned my car into a mobile office."

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

Road signs.

Abandon all hope,you who enter here.