Traffic Rebel Mugs

"Saints preserve us! The boulevardier got another jaywalking ticket."

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Man stealing a speed camera.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Unrest Area.

The Forever Stamp

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

A souped up car...

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'I hate PowerPoint.'

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

'Can't you read?'

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

Driverless Car

Turning with mathematical precision.

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

"GPS wants me to stay put."

"Wild Blueberries"

Bike Lane

Replaced by a millennial with artificial intelligence.

Metro transit authorities ban pets. However Metro pets retaliate forcefully.

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.