Road Rule Rebel Mugs

Parking, for people who don't know any better.

Georgian Traffic Rules

Redacted Street Signs

'I was just ringing the Police on my mobile to tell them I'd just seen someone driving using their mobile.'

Roundabouts

"GPS wants me to stay put."

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

Unrest Area.

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

The serious corporation

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

'Can't you read?'

Driverless Car

Turning with mathematical precision.

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing

"Saints preserve us! The boulevardier got another jaywalking ticket."

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

Bike Lane

School Boundries.

Covid Garbage Dump

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

"Wild Blueberries"

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

Rules and procedure

I don't care if all your friends are having it done

Ambulance towed from a no-parking zone.

"Ma'am, are you aware of how many braggy, preachy bumper stickers you've got plastered on the back of your car?"