Traffic Law Rebel Mugs

'There's a policeman here who thinks I shouldn't be talking on the cellphone while driving.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

At the gallery of Fine Art.

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

'Driving without a flag?'

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

'Can't you read?'

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

Turning with mathematical precision.

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

"Saints preserve us! The boulevardier got another jaywalking ticket."

How you can tell that the environmentalists won the elections...

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

"GPS wants me to stay put."

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

All-way stops.

"This will maintain your rebellious image in states with helmet laws."

"Hurry up please! I think i'm parked in a no-parking zone!"

"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

Lawyer Xing

'Speeding? Of course I was speeding! I have to make over a billion deliveries in one night!'

Ten minutes later, the rescue helicopter landed...

'you were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious.'

A carload of people from the game of life get pulled over by police . . .

'Isn't being self-centred a disability?'

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'