Transit Rebel Pillows

Metro transit authorities ban pets. However Metro pets retaliate forcefully.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Unrest Area.

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'I hate PowerPoint.'

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

The Threat of AI

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Driverless Car

"Saints preserve us! The boulevardier got another jaywalking ticket."

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

'Next.'

Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

"Wild Blueberries"

Bike Lane

Replaced by a millennial with artificial intelligence.

"I've told you - I refuse to pay those extortionate bus fares..!!"

"Once again, I'm not dressed appropriately for the weather."

'...and this is our noisiest model Sir - just right for waking up the neighbours on a Sunday morning.'

Angry driver

"So I called to complain about robots taking over when I realized I was talking to one!"

'Don't make me reach back there and turn off that TV.'