Metro transit authorities ban pets. However Metro pets retaliate forcefully.
Transit Rebel Gifts
Looking for a gift for your transit rebel? Our collection captures the vibrant, rebellious energy of unconventional commuters and road warriors. Whether they love taking the subway, skateboarding, or just adore punk-inspired art, you'll find something that speaks to their free spirit. Our products blend humor, bold design, and a dash of defiance—ideal for anyone who refuses to follow the ordinary. Make their daily commute or creative journey a little more extraordinary with gifts that stand out from the crowd.
Little girl dangling from her horse track.
For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...
"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"
"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."
'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'
Unrest Area.
"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"
Non-Uniform Day Today.
Institute for Artificial Intelligence.
"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"
'I hate PowerPoint.'
Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved
"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"
Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle
The Threat of AI
"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."
Define gravity! - Next Exit.
Driverless Car
"Saints preserve us! The boulevardier got another jaywalking ticket."
Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.
Bike Lane
"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."
"Isn't 85 the new 55?"
G.P.S. satellites gone bad
"Wild Blueberries"
'Next.'
It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.
Replaced by a millennial with artificial intelligence.
'...and this is our noisiest model Sir - just right for waking up the neighbours on a Sunday morning.'
"I've told you - I refuse to pay those extortionate bus fares..!!"
"Once again, I'm not dressed appropriately for the weather."
'Professional downloader of Napster files' looking for work
"Harold still prefers falling asleep to traditional print media."
'Don't make me reach back there and turn off that TV.'
Transit Rebel Gifts Collection
Transit Rebel Mugs
Explore more rebellious designs on our mugs page—perfect for anyone who loves a daily dose of boldness and humor.
Transit Rebel Pillows
Discover more striking, attitude-filled pillows to add personality and comfort to any space.
Transit Rebel Prints
Browse our collection of prints to find inspiring, rebellious artwork that celebrates individuality and nonconformity.
Transit Rebel T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for more ways to showcase their bold, rebellious personality in everyday wear.