Traffic Light Rebel Pillows

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

A souped up car...

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

'Can't you read?'

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

Driverless Car

Turning with mathematical precision.

What to do if the kids take away your car.

"Saints preserve us! The boulevardier got another jaywalking ticket."

"GPS wants me to stay put."

"Wild Blueberries"

Bike Lane

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

Pedestrian crossing signal - 'Ready when you are'.

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

"Sorry, but the show is over. We smashed too many guitars and ran out."

Metro transit authorities ban pets. However Metro pets retaliate forcefully.

Man playing a guitar with boxing gloves.

"I just want to express more GO!"

"Hey you!. . . Get off of my cloud!"

Quality Control in the Traffic Light Department - "Red, Amber, Green.. Red Amber.. "

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

'Isn't being self-centred a disability?'

"Ma'am, are you aware of how many braggy, preachy bumper stickers you've got plastered on the back of your car?"

Angry driver

Evolution of the PED X-Ing sign.

"What colour will it be next? You can't say that!"