Traffic Light Pranker Pillows

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

Wok. Don't Wok.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"Is there a problem officer?"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'I told Dad you painted his car!'

A Not So Grand Slam.

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

"Hey, have you ever asked yourself why you need to cross the street before hurling yourself into traffic?"

"So this is the secret to the start of labour!"

Pedestrian crossing signal - 'Ready when you are'.

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

"I just want to express more GO!"

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

Quality Control in the Traffic Light Department - "Red, Amber, Green.. Red Amber.. "

"What colour will it be next? You can't say that!"

'We're stuck - it's been amber for ages.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Walk/Don't Walk/Laugh

'Deposit $1.00 - This is your final notice before we send it to a collection agency.'

'Not only does this car park itself, but if it dents the car behind it, it leaves a note with the wrong phone number. Just like I do!'

'Set the green light to turn on . . . now!'

"I think that last cone was more than a warning."

'A £500 fine just for double parking?' - 'Yes, mine was the one on top.'

Traffic Department Worker Pruning Traffic Lights.

A Loyal Dog's Escape From The Parking Meter.

'It was the M25, Junction 14; your father crossed over to the other side. In more ways than one.'

Central Reservations Available.

'Dang. If I'd known there was a car under there, I'd have used the HOV lane.'

Don't Push: Electrical Shock.