Melodic Outlaw Gifts

"I wrote this next tune to taunt officials of the maximum security prison I recently broke out of. Then I gotta get outta here."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

Graffiti spraying strictly prohibited!!

Silent music

I see relations between Dylan and Daisy are at a all time low!

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

"This will maintain your rebellious image in states with helmet laws."

The unorganised organiser.

'Professional downloader of Napster files' looking for work

Singing is everyone's shower rights.

Joe's Weight Gain: '...none of my good pants fit right now...but since we'll be sitting the whole time, I figures it wouldn't really matter...'

In-law country

A Quartet of Witches

Gangster shoots musical notes.

"IT appears the deceased had been playing gangster-rap."

'This book changed my life. I stole it.'

"It was just another sleepy little town, until the stranger who would become known as 'The Brass nightmare' came to town."

'Me? I'm a sculptor. I work with found objects, some of which occasionally fall into the category of stolen jewelry.'

'And this one I picked up from where we buried Vinny.'

"I'm trying to dress less traditional thug and more smart criminal."