Melodic Mobster Gifts

Gangster shoots musical notes.

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

Mobsters at the Beach

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

Gangsta wrap.

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

The Clown Hit

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

Mario's Family Portraits.

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

"You're a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch. You'll do well down here."