Melodic Mobster Prints

Gangster shoots musical notes.

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

He loves the water.

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

Mobsters at the Beach

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

Gangsta wrap.

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

The Clown Hit

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

Mario's Family Portraits.

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."