Mathematical Mobster Gifts

"You been a problem to us for the last time."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

Mobsters at the Beach

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

The Clown Hit

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'I don't know if you're a mathematician but my wife's not happy with her Poisson distribution.'

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

Mario's Family Portraits.

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"You're gonna put me on that Nice List. Capeesh?"