Mathematical Mobster T-Shirts

"You been a problem to us for the last time."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

Mobsters at the Beach

He loves the water.

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

The Clown Hit

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'I don't know if you're a mathematician but my wife's not happy with her Poisson distribution.'

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

Mario's Family Portraits.

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

"EINSTEIN! Stop fooling around and pay attention...."

E=mc2 - Einstein's graffiti.