Modern-day Outlaws Gifts

Robin Hood and His Merry Men

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

STRIP Hambone: Computer an accessory to computer fraud

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"There ain't enough room in this here town for two arthritics, stranger..."

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

'Amazing what you can do on photo-shop - that doesn't look anything like him!'

"Dunno which one of 'em did it, but we just got two stars on Rate Yer Driver."

Bad Guys INC. 'I got a cattle rustlin' requisition for ya, Slim.'

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

Ned Kelly's (an Australian outlaw) continual problem.

'Things have been pretty quiet around here since the capt'n got into online piracy.'

When stupid prisoners play Baseball

Joe's Weight Gain: '...none of my good pants fit right now...but since we'll be sitting the whole time, I figures it wouldn't really matter...'

'What the hell d'ya mean 'shoot straight'?! Whaddya think I'm doing?!!'

'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

"Face it, Earl. We're dogfoodboys."

"Dang it, Seth! Are you still feeding those birds?"