Online Outlaws Gifts

'Things have been pretty quiet around here since the capt'n got into online piracy.'

CEO with SEO

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

I'd rather be phishing.

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

'Just give me the computer password, Marie. I won't put any more embarrassing pictures of you on Facebook.'

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'

"I've already go t a diagnosis from homedoc.com..."

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

'...if he only knew what I wrote about him on my blog.'

"We've gleaned all we need to know about you from the internet, but we'll keep your resume as a great example of creative writing."

Able to Google Stuff Man

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

"There ain't enough room in this here town for two arthritics, stranger..."

A frat party at an online university

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

"Hold on, I have an announcement. Facebook password Missywillow 555, please move your car or it will be towed."

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

'I see you have some blended content. Some of it's tue, some of it's false.'

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

Graffiti spraying strictly prohibited!!

'Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back on eBay.'

Identity in the networks