Modern-day Castaway Gifts

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Fall on a desert island

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

'It's for you.'

Desert Planet

Drawing on an island.

"I spy something blue."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"At last - no Trump."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'At the moment, I'm in the overseas division.'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

Castaway with nothing to do.

"Right, so when Netflix want our story we’ll ask for 15% plus..."

"Don't worry, it isn't yours."

'Before you came along I was beginning to forget what a woman looked like!'

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

Man on a desert island with only one palm tree making it impossible to hang a hammock.

Space Junk

Island appears, castaway follows.

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"

Sand television