Casual Castaway Gifts

'Oh, it's from my new pen pal on the other island.'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

Drawing on an island.

"Whataya mean you have writer's block?"

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Arabian island

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"At last - no Trump."

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

BARBER

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

'I think casual fridays are getting too casual.'

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

Man on a desert island with only one palm tree making it impossible to hang a hammock.

'Before you came along I was beginning to forget what a woman looked like!'

Island appears, castaway follows.

"Don't worry, it isn't yours."

Sand television