Modern Castaway Gifts

'Help! Send batteries for phone and laptop.'

'The signal is still weak. I'm gonna move just a little closer...'

Wind turbine island...

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

Desert Planet

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"Whataya mean you have writer's block?"

"At last - no Trump."

Drawing on an island.

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

BARBER

"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."

'It's okay. I can telecommute.'

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

'I'm sorry I don't date people from other islands!'

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

Man on a desert island with only one palm tree making it impossible to hang a hammock.

Space Junk

Island appears, castaway follows.