Island Castaway Gifts

'LAND!'

Space Junk

Desert Planet

Marooned on a desert island.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Fall on a desert island

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

"At last - no Trump."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Delivery."

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

Drawing on an island.

"I spy something blue."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

'Not bad, what about the Christmas Cards?'

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

Castaway with nothing to do.

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

Island appears, castaway follows.

"Hi, J.B. Guess where I am."