Rock Star Castaway Gifts

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Desert Island Meals.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Rocking Witches.

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'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Fall on a desert island

'It's for you.'

Frank Zappa

Dino Fest

Guitar Hero.

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'I'm with the band.'

'Elton John'

"I spy something blue."

Desert Planet

'Ready or Not here I come.'

After finishing his 5 minute guitar riff, John realized the silence was due to his filling in on the traditional service worship team that particular Sunday morning.

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

Tom Waits.

Very large members of a band called Broadband.

"This'll be our first Christmas together."

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

Castaway with nothing to do.

"I'm a rockhound."

"Right, so when Netflix want our story we’ll ask for 15% plus..."

Man on a desert island with only one palm tree making it impossible to hang a hammock.

Contrary to popular belief, Elvis wasn't that well paid: 'So it's one for the money, two for the show, three to get...'

Marilyn Manson

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Space Junk

"You gotta admit, they rock PRETTY hard for a group with no arms."

Desert Island: 'Offer Lessons of Meditation.'