Castaway At Heart Gifts

Castaway with nothing to do.

"Right, so when Netflix want our story we’ll ask for 15% plus..."

Fall on a desert island

"I spy something blue."

'The tide is coming in, you've missed the post.'

"He was a very keen angler apparently."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'It's for you.'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

God in the bunker.

Desert Planet

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

Drawing on an island.

"Delivery."

"At last - no Trump."

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

Desert Island in the midst of a lawn dotted with 'Keep of the Grass' signs.

"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."

"By God, you're right. This is a three day weekend."

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

"Don't worry, it isn't yours."