Outlaw Country Fans Pillows

Willie Nelson's 80th Birthday.

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"Skate or die."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"I'm putting you on country music."

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

What your guitar says about you.

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

Reality Wagon Train

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

Bank (with saloon type doors)

Jake played with a dead man's hand

'According to your resume you're an experienced ranch hand...I knew I should have checked your references!'

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

"Him? Nah, he ain't dead! That's my spare sidekick in case you go flat!"

Not at all O.K. Corral

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

'The sheriff tells everyone to get out of town - his wife owns the travel agency.'

'You seem to be suffering from frontier mentality...'

"Boss, d'ya think that this one Saguaro is enough to stop the uma stage."

Cowboy Acupuncture

Clown Fights - Against Cowboys.

"I used to shoot first and ask questions later, but now I start with the questions."

Saloon/Salon