Outlaw Story Fans Pillows

Bonnie and Clydesdale.

"Recalculating route..."

"Puss in cement boots"

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

Bank (with saloon type doors)

Not at all O.K. Corral

Laurel and Hardy police protection - "And don't worry about informing on the mob. I've arranged that two of my men give you 24 hour proctection."

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

R. H. Gross - Criminal Law

'He knew too much!'

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

'Bad dog!'

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."

'Amazing what you can do on photo-shop - that doesn't look anything like him!'