Outlaw Story Fans Prints

Bonnie and Clydesdale.

"Recalculating route..."

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"Puss in cement boots"

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

"There ain't enough room in this here town for two arthritics, stranger..."

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

Bank (with saloon type doors)

Not at all O.K. Corral

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

Laurel and Hardy police protection - "And don't worry about informing on the mob. I've arranged that two of my men give you 24 hour proctection."

Bad Guys INC. 'I got a cattle rustlin' requisition for ya, Slim.'

R. H. Gross - Criminal Law

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

'Bad dog!'

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."

Willie Nelson's 80th Birthday.

'He knew too much!'