Outlaw Aficionado Prints

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

Cactus in desert with gun!

'Look, Tex. You've gone viral.'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

Ain't No One Ever Messed With Cactus Arm Johnson

"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid."

"Our class is studying Henry Starr, Jesse James, and Bonnie and Clyde. We weren't going to, but since the mask thing..."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Next camera crew 5 mins

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'The highest court in the land.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'Make it look like an accident.'

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

'Brilliant writing, Mr. Fenswick, but I'm afraid we'll have to pass on your 'How to Commit the Perfect Crime'!'

"I'm going out for beef chow mein - want anything?"

'Might as well get comfortable. The appeal process can take forever.'

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

Not at all O.K. Corral

'I always return to the scene of the crime. Is that normal?'

"My son is a saint - he's always cooperating with the authorities."

Bank (with saloon type doors)